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That's Amaury
(To the tune of That's Amore)

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When the pitcherís a scrub, but you pop the ball up
That's Amaury
When he three-hits your team, and youíre ready to scream
That's Amaury
When the troop canít hit Ryan Rupe, canít hit Ryan Rupe
You will say "Whoís that fella"
Fans will moan, lose to Shawn Chacon, lose to Shawn Chacon
And theyíll shout, "Man, you smell-a"

When you canít hit the curvey thatís pitched by Chad Zerbe
Amaury
When youíre so bad it hurts with a pitcher named Sturtze
You canít hit
When you swing for the fences, but miss by so much you look sorry
Scuzza me, but you see when the ump says "Strike Three"
That's Amaury

When you canít hit the curvey thatís pitched by Chad Zerbe
Amaury
When youíre so bad it hurts with a pitcher named Sturtze
You canít hit
When you swing for the fences, but miss by so much you look sorry
Scuzza me, but you see when the ump says "Strike Three"
That's Amaury
Amaury
Amaury

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June 26, 2001: The Mets have stumbled through the first three months of the 2001 season, after winning the 2000 National League championship. Their hitting has been atrocious, and while it's no disgrace to lose to a Randy Johnson or a Kevin Brown, the Mets are getting beat by a succession of journeymen and unknowns, including the less-than-immortal Amaury Telemaco. As far as I'm concerned, all these pitchers are Amaury.

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