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The Dope Don B
(To the tune of Sloop John B)

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Please check out Tom Scanlon's Sammy Sosa (I'm in Love with Baseball Now). I think you'll enjoy it.

We call him the dope Don B
Some Cub fans and me
Around Wrigley Field he is known
To take out old Sam
And anger the fans
He says "You're finished.
So Sammy go home"

So what is in Don B's brain
The Cubs fans are in pain
Sammy can't hit his fourth 'cause Don sent him home
He sent him on home
He sent him on home, yeah yeah
He can't tie the record
Cause Don sent him home

The fans there that got drunk
They told Don that he stunk
Security had to come and take them away
Manager fool
Benching Sam isn't cool, no no
He can't tie the record 'cause you sent him home

So what is in Don B's brain
The Cubs fans are in pain
Sammy can't hit his fourth 'cause Don sent him home
He sent him on home
He sent him on home, yeah yeah
He cant tie the record
Cause Don sent him home

The poor fans, they caught the fits
Cause Don didn't let Sammy hit
And then said that sittin' Sam was absurd
He sent him on home
The man has rocks in his dome
His excuse is the lamest that I've ever heard

So what is in Don B's brain
The Cubs fans are in pain
Sammy can't hit his fourth 'cause Don sent him home
He sent him on home
He sent him on home, yeah yeah
He cant tie the record
Cause Don sent him home

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Comments?

August 27, 2001: In recent weeks, Don Baylor has twice removed Sammy Sosa from games in which he has hit three home runs, removing the opportunity for him to do something that's only been done 12 times in Major League history. His reasons for pulling Sosa were as lame as the act itself.

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