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Ah, sausage, ah, sausage, ah sausage
I want to see my ah, sausage, ah, sausage, ah sausage
I want to see my sausage race
I want to see them run
I want to see my sausage race
I want to whack them on their buns
You say black I say white
You say day I say night
You say play I say hey man
Defense isn't my scene
And I hate pinch hitting
You say fry I say bake
You say swing I say take
You say throw I say why
I'll never be a Willie Mays
Or as good as Charlie Hayes
All I wanna do is
Ah, sausage, ah, sausage, ah sausage
I want to see my ah, sausage, ah, sausage, ah sausage
I want to see my sausage race
I want to see them run
I want to see my sausage race
I want to whack them
The sausage races are coming my way
I forgot all my duties oh yeah!
Girls dressed as bratwurst will be out there today
I'll be smacking their booties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
(Short musical interlude)
My sausage race my sausage race my sausage race
My sausage my sausage my sausage
I want to see my my sausage
My sausage my sausage my sausage
My sausage race
(several bell rings followed by a musical interlude)
You say coke I say snort
You say sue I say court
Hot dog I say that's the way
I just swat her butt with my slugger made in Louisville
Toast the bun I say please
Dijon mustard and cheese
Pay the tax I say Jeez
I won't get into the Hall of Fame
Swattin' hot dogs is my game
Cos all I want to do is
Ah, sausage, ah, sausage, ah sausage
I want to see my ah, sausage, ah, sausage, ah sausage
I want to see my sausage race
I want to see them run
I want to see my sausage race
I want to whack them on their buns
July 11, 2003: The last time Randall Simon was involved in a baseball controversy, he was not at fault. He was the player John Rocker referred to as a fat monkey. However, on July 9, 2003, Simon swung his bat at a Brewers' mascot who was taking part of the sausage race at Miller Park. His swing caused the young lady in the sausage suit, and one of her fellow sausages to trip and fall. They weren't seriously injured, but Mr. Simon needs to find other means of amusing himself. But I want to thank him, because any time I can write something to the tune of a song by Queen is a good thing.