Stupid Ways
(To the tune of Evil Ways)

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(Long instrumental introduction)
You got to change these stupid ways, Omar
Before we start booing you
This has to stop, Omar
And every word that I say is true
We had Bonilla, Vince Coleman, and Todd Zeile part one
Go get some players much younger and not close to done
This can't go on
Lord knows this has to change, Omar
Omar

Just look around, Omar
Big Shea looks dark and attendance low
Read the standings, Omar
We're looking up from a down below
Cause we have Stanton, and Devo, and Glavine around
Go sign some players who can play and not be a clown
This can't go on

Lord knows this has to change

(Long Instrumental interlude)

Turn on the game, Omar
A tied up game that is in suspense
Looks like a loss, Omar
Just put an end to all this nonsense
Get rid of Cliffy, Matsui, let Stanton go free
I see a bad team, pathetic. I hope it's not me
We're not Yankees

Yeah yeah yeah

(Long instrumental interlude)

You got to change these stupid ways, Omar
Before we start booing you
This has to stop, Omar
And every word that I say is true
We had Bonilla, Vince Coleman, and Todd Zeile part one
Go get some players much younger and not close to done
This can't go on
Lord knows this has to change, Omar
Omar

Just look around, Omar
Big Shea looks dark and attendance low
Read the standings, Omar
We're looking up from a down below
Cause we have Stanton, and Devo, and Glavine around
Go sign some players who can play and not be a clown
This can't go on

Lord knows this has to change

(Long Instrumental interlude)

Turn on the game, Omar
A tied up game that is in suspense
Looks like a loss, Omar
Just put an end to all this nonsense
Get rid of Cliffy, Matsui, let Stanton go free
I see a bad team, pathetic. I hope it's not me
We're not Yankees

Yeah yeah yeah

(Instrumental finish)

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November 20, 2004: This is a contribution from my friend, Mookster, who, like many knowledgeable Mets fans is upset with new General Manager, Omar Minaya's continuing pursuit of Sammy Sosa. The original Carlos Santana song was a big hit when the Mets won tehir first championship in 1969. If you like the song, please let the Mookster know.

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