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Uncle Albert/Admiral Hargrove
(To the tune of Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey)

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We're so sorry Uncle Albert
We're so sorry that youíre in a lot of pain
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But the team you left behind is slowly going down the drain

We're so sorry but you havenít said a thing in years
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But with everything thatís happened we're not shedding any tears

(Spoken:)
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
Weíre so sorry that you leave the game in pain
We're so sorry Uncle Albert
But your moodiness and manners might cost you the Hall of Fame

Admiral Hargrove notified me
He had so many players over thirty-three
I had a roster look and all that I could see were older guys (older guys)

Sign an old Mike Bordick (Bordick)
Sign an old Segui
Sign an old Mike Bordick (Bordick)
Sign an old Segui

Admiral Hargrove notified me
He had so many players over thirty-three
I had a roster look and all that I could see were older guys (older guys)

Sign an old Mike Bordick (Bordick)
Sign an old Segui
Sign an old Mike Bordick (Bordick)
Sign an old Segui

Mister Ripken, donít play baseball, just retire (just retire)
Put your feet up by the fire
Mister Ripken, just retire

Mister Ripken, donít play baseball, just retire (just retire)
Put your feet up by the fire
Mister Ripken, just retire

Admiral Hargrove notified me
He had so many players over thirty-three
I had a roster look and all that I could see were older guys (older guys)

Sign an old Mike Bordick (Bordick)
Sign an old Segui
Sign an old Mike Bordick (Bordick)
Sign an old Segui

(Repeat and fade:)
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

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March 25, 2001: Albert Belle's degenerative hip condition caused his retirement. An old Paul McCartney song allowed me to poke a little fun at the Orioles as well as Albert.

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