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And when the Congress asked you
For your say
While our young soldiers dying
Every day
Just go away Jose,
Your book told us nothing we didn't know
The accusations that you make
Don't help the game
Just be ashamed
There was a time a baseball
Bounced off your skull
And your TV appearance
Was really dull
Just go away Jose,
Your book told us nothing we didn't know
The Congressmen should try
To cut the price of gas
You are an ass
(Instrumental interlude)
Just go away Jose,
Your book told us nothing we didn't know
The Congressmen should try
To cut the price of gas
You are an ass
You wrote about McGwire,
Ivan and Rafael
Although there's partial truth, it
Won't stop your smell
(Chorus)
Just go away Jose,
Your book told us nothing we didn't know
The accusations that you make
Don't help the game
Just be ashamed
March 18, 2005: Spring training is starting to get serious. Teams are starting to cut their rosters down getting ready for the 25-man limit on Opening Day. So what is in the baseball news? Jose Canseco's stupid book, and baseball players and executives summoned to testify before a Congressional committee. The price of gas is over $2.00 per gallon in most places, our soldiers are dying in the Middle East, and Congress has nothing better to worry about than baseball players using steroids. Whatever.