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You weren't hired to act like an apprentice
Seems that you don't know what common sense is
What you did was truly a hum dinger
Please get out forever, Mister Singer
I was told that you possessed the knowledge
Of players in Japan and those in college
It's too bad the stories that you told
Fell apart while drinking Cuervo Gold
I will terminate Bill Singer
I will terminate Bill Singer
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Twice you were a twenty ballgame winner
Now you're much to old to drink your dinner
With a young lady, you tried to bicker
Sorry, Bill. You just can't hold your liquor.
I will terminate Bill Singer
I will terminate Bill Singer
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Just get out and close the door behind you
And hope that decent people never find you
We see what you're like when you get plastered
Get thee from my sight, you racist bastard.
And I will terminate Bill Singer
I will terminate Bill Singer
I will terminate Bill Singer
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November 21, 2003: Former 20-game winner Bill Singer was hired by the Mets as a superscout and fired less than two weeks later for making racists remarks to a female Dodgers executive whose family emigrated from China. What an idiot!