Baseball Idol
(To the tune of Teenage Idol)

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Some people call me a baseball idol
Some people say they envy me
I guess they got no way of knowing
How horny I can be

I need somebody to be my baby
In every town that I go to
I hope they know they're nothing special
Cause I'm just passing through

I travel around to every baseball town
And find myself a chick so I'm not alone
These girls know my name because I play a children's game
Even though I've got a hot wife at home

I hit the track when I'm not too weary
It's just a place I like to go
You can find me at the window
Laying bets, win, place and show

I travel around to every baseball town
And find myself a chick so I'm not alone
These girls know my name because I play a children's game
Even though I've got a hot wife at home

Some people call me a baseball idol
Some people say they envy me
I guess they got no way of knowing
How horny I can be
How horny I can be

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August 12, 2006: Mets' catcher Paul Lo Duca was in the news recently. He is in the middle of a divorce, and has been accused of infidelity. There is also quite a bit of talk that he likes to frequent the track and bet on the horses. This old song, recorded originally by Ricky Nelson, seems to fit.

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