Oh me oh my oh you
Whatever shall I do?
Hallelujah
The product is peculiar
They're bidding lots of dough
And they don't even know
The answer to the question
Is it yes or is it no?
CHORUS:
Does your chewing gum lose its credence
On the e-Bay auction site?
Did Luis Gonzalez chew it?
Was it spit out by Ray Knight?
Was it chomped on by Todd Hundley,
Or chawed by Rondell White?
Does your chewing gum lose its credence
On the e-Bay auction site?
Here comes the bidding man
His mouse beneath his hand
Click on the item
His offer, he's decidin'
He's bidding on the gum
That may be really dumb
But as he sends his offer in
His hard drive starts to hum:
Does your chewing gum lose its credence
On the e-Bay auction site?
Did Luis Gonzalez chew it?
Was it spit out by Ray Knight?
Was it chomped on by Todd Hundley,
Or chawed by Rondell White?
Does your chewing gum lose its credence
On the e-Bay auction site?
Now baseball fans take heart
And try to do your part
Call on Bud Selig
And tell him what the deal is
And voice your discontent
Before the year is spent
To ask about the auction
That has swept this continent
Spoken:
(Selling gum is ugly and it's really kind of mean
But I really gotta know if it is Wrigley or Dentyne)
On the e-Bay auction site
Spoken:
(Don't wanna bid a dollar or a quarter or a dime
Biddin' on used chewin' gum ain't really worth my time)
On the e-Bay auction site
April 12, 2002:: A piece of gum allegedly chewed by Luis Gonzalez is up for auction on e-Bay. It's authenticity is questionable, and why would anybody want something like that anyway?