The Continuing Story of Robert Fick
(To the tune of The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill)

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Hey, Robert the Fick
Man, you are sick
Robert the Fick

Hey, Robert the Fick
Man, you are sick
Robert the Fick

He went out to play baseball with his helmet and his bat
He walked up to the plate and fiddled with his hat
And folks, you won't believe what happened after that

All his teammates sing
Hey, Robert the Fick
Man, you are sick
Robert the Fick

Hey, Robert the Fick
Man, you are sick
Robert the Fick

He laid a bunt down, started running up the line
Shoved Eric Karros with no reason and no rhyme
So Bobby Cox appeared and zapped him with a fine

All his teammates sing
Hey, Robert the Fick
Man, you are sick
Robert the Fick

Hey, Robert the Fick
Man, you are sick
Robert the Fick

His teammates told him that his actions didn't help
And then the next night, Cox left Robert on the shelf
Then Sheffield told him he should go and fick himself

All his teammates sing
Hey, Robert the Fick
Man, you are sick
Robert the Fick

Hey, Robert the Fick
Man, you are sick
Robert the Fick

Hey, Robert the Fick
Man, you are sick
Robert the Fick

Hey, Robert the Fick
Man, you are sick
Robert the Fick

Hey, Robert the Fick
Man, you are sick
Robert the Fick

Hey, Robert the Fick
Man, you are sick
Robert the Fick

Hey, Robert the Fick
Man, you are sick
Robert the Fick

Hey, Robert the Fick
Man, you are sick
Robert the Fick

October 9, 2003: During the 2003 NLDS, the Braves' Robert Fick wilfully interefed with Cubs' first baseman Eric Karros' attempt to catch a throw, basically by straightarming him. He was fined and benched, and possibly cost his team a shot at winning the deciding game. And with a name like Fick, you know the puns are flowing. The song comes from the Beatles White Album.

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