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Take Benitez from the team
Trade him long before the fall
Tell Mo Vaughn that he should leave
He can't even catch the ball
Watchin' Robbie's head first slide
Tells me he's not very bright
And he's takin' all your dimes
Help me make this team all right
All the trades that came out wrong
Nothing turned out how we planned
You might have to trade Piazza
To the other league, my friend.
Fonz and Olerud are gone
And Scott Kazmir's out of sight.
And it's sad to watch the Mets
Help me make this team all right
(musical interlude)
All the trades that came out wrong (yes they did)
Nothing turned out how we planned
You might have to trade Piazza
To the other league, my friend.
Fonz and Olerud are gone
And Scott Kazmir's out of sight.
And it's sad to watch the Mets
Help me make this team all right
May 6, 2003: One month into the season, the Mets look like an old, tired team in need of rebuilding. Roberto Alomar and Mo Vaughn are well past their best days and untradeable. Mike Piazza and Armando Benitez may be the only players for whom the Mets can receive anything in return. It seems like it's time to rebuild.