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(Guitar introduction)
Well I saw you pitch on Sunday, but I got so damn depressed
That by ten o'clock on Monday, I was sure you were a mess
After watching all those batters hit the ball right on a line
That I'm glad to say there's no more Lima time
Well, there's one more thing about you, mister golden hair
surprise
We are better off without you; since you rarely get through five
I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I cannot be too kind
Since I think I've seen the end of Lima time
There's a base hit up the middle, there's a line drive up
the gap
You have given us so little and your pitches look like crap
Well I tried to take it, I don't mind saying, you just cant make it
(Guitar interlude)
Well, there's one more thing about you, mister golden hair
surprise
We are better off without you; since you rarely get through five
I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I cannot be too kind
Since I think I've seen the end of Lima time
There's a base hit up the middle, there's a line drive up
the gap
You have given us so little and your pitches look like crap
Well I tried to take it, I don't mind saying, you just cant make it
(Repeat and fade)
Doo wop doo wop ...
May 27, 2006: The Mets recently called Jose Lima up from the minors to take a spot in the starting rotation. He showed up with his hair bleached blond, and pitched about as well as Paris Hilton. After three starts, he was designated for assignment, but the memory of his golden locks lives on.