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Bobby in disguise
Well that's how you stayed
Trying to hide, yeah
Beneath a pair of shades
But you were spied
By the TV guys
Bobby in disguise -- with glasses
Black tape for a mustache
And a non-Mets cap
Then the league said "Bobby,
your pay is zapped."
Stayin' in the clubhouse would have been wise
Bobby in disguise -- with glasses
You couldn't stay out of sight
You couldn't stay out of sight
You made the umpire uptight
By questioning his calls that night
Bobby in disguise
Well that's how you stayed
Trying to hide, yeah
Beneath a pair of shades
But you were spied
By the TV guys
Bobby in disguise -- with glasses
(instrumental interlude)
You couldn't stay out of sight
You couldn't stay out of sight
You made the umpire uptight
By questioning his calls that night
Bobby in disguise
You gotta work real hard
To win the East division, yeah
Or get a wild card
Before your whole system crashes
I guess I'll just take your glasses
June 22, 1999: Bobby Valentine was ejected from a game and later returned to the bench in a goofy disguise, for which the National League fined and suspended him. I have taken the only hit by the group John Fred and His Playboy Band and updated it for Bobby Valentine.